pie eating contest?
nah son free pie
that’s exactly what I used to do when there were pie eating contests on campus.
mip mip mip mip
I NEED FOUR HOURS OF THIS NOT FOUR SECONDS
I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV
just reminding everyone i have an ask box
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"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X
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you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
u start a mosh pit in my heart
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