Twitter and Facebook are no longer sufficient outlets for the random thoughts coursing through my brain. Gaming is my vice, but I'll be damned if I give it up any time soon. Feel free to ask me questions. I'll most likely answer.

18th May 2013

Post reblogged from You Carried God Like a Bouquet of Ballons with 1,439 notes

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

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18th May 2013

Post reblogged from Procrastination Central with 66,183 notes

odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

Source: odair

18th May 2013

Photo reblogged from John Green's tumblr with 65,633 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.
DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.
So that’s another way of doing it.
Also I hate your jeans.

fishingboatproceeds:

Hey, bro, cool story.

DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.

So that’s another way of doing it.

Also I hate your jeans.

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18th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from John Green's tumblr with 69,617 notes

waaaahlbodayz:

short-bread:

[x]

Stephen fry. Stop it.

You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.

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18th May 2013

Post reblogged from I don't know what I'm doing. with 168,845 notes

arisaavena:

hiddledbythebatch:

territorialcreep:

rusharound:

atomiccrowbars:

stitchedego:

thebaronofthebells:

liking someone who is already in a relationship

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Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship

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Liking someone who doesn’t like you back

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Liking someone who doesn’t exist.

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Liking someone

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Liking yourself

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this easily became the best thing on tumblr

18th May 2013

Chat reblogged from I don't know what I'm doing. with 670,069 notes

This is the most unique one I've seen, please yes.

  • 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 6) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 7) What's your religion?
  • 8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 10) What was the last lie you told?
  • 11) Do you believe in karma?
  • 12) What does your URL mean?
  • 13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 14) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 15) How do you vent your anger?
  • 16) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 19) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
  • 25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 27) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 32) What is your astrological sign?
  • 33) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 34) Love or lust?
  • 35) In a relationship?
  • 36) How many relationships have you had?
  • 37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 38) Where is your best friend?
  • 39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 45) How can I win your heart?
  • 46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
  • 50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 51) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 59) Ever been on a plane?
  • 60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
  • PLEASE DO IT OMFG

18th May 2013

Chat reblogged from I remember it all too well with 395,242 notes

i'm bored, ask me questions!

  • Have you ever:
  • 1) Self harmed?
  • 2) Got into a real fight?
  • 3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed?
  • 4) Tried to commit suicide?
  • 5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
  • 6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting?
  • 7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble?
  • 8) Accused someone of using you?
  • 9) Shoplifted?
  • 10) Gotten drunk/high?
  • 11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing?
  • 12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
  • (Right now) Are you:
  • 13) Suicidal?
  • 14) Bored?
  • 15) Avoiding someone?
  • 16) Avoiding some task?
  • 17) Depressed?
  • 18) Crying?
  • 19) Annoyed with a friend?
  • 20) Worried and confused about something important to you?
  • Do you:
  • 21) Get depressed easily?
  • 22) Get jealous/envious easily?
  • 23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things?
  • 24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot?
  • 25) Try hard in all your classes at school?
  • 26) Go out drinking?
  • 27) Smoke cigarettes?
  • 28) Smoke weed?
  • 29) Do any hard drugs?
  • 30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why?
  • 31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will?
  • 32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them?
  • 33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain?
  • 34) Believe people deserve second chances?
  • 35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying)
  • 36) Think things will get better?
  • 37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished?
  • 38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest)
  • Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:
  • 39) Long hair OR short hair?
  • 40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs?
  • 41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?
  • 42) Shy OR open?
  • 43) Eyes OR body?
  • 44) Religious OR non-religious?
  • 45) Caring OR non-restricting of you?
  • 46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
  • 47) Piercings OR no piercings?
  • 48) Tattoos OR no tattoos?
  • 49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
  • 50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with?
  • Would you:
  • 51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk?
  • 52) Smoke weed?
  • 53) Smoke cigarettes?
  • 54) Get even with someone who betrayed you?
  • 55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you?
  • 56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you?
  • 57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what?
  • 58) Join a band as a part time activity?
  • 59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse?
  • 60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them?
  • 61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like?
  • 62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family?
  • 63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online?
  • 64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported?
  • 65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but a cunt to other people?
  • 66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them?
  • 67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them put up with your problems?
  • 68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes?
  • 69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you?
  • 70) Sleep naked?
  • You can only choose one:
  • 71) Black or Orange?
  • 72) Metalcore OR Post-Hardcore?
  • 73) Cellphone or Computer?
  • 74) Chocolate milk OR Coke?
  • 75) Tumblr OR Friends?
  • 76) Apple OR PC?
  • 77) TV Shows OR Movies?
  • 78) Old bands OR new Bands?
  • 79) Pop-Punk OR Alternative Rock?
  • 80) Reading OR Listening to music?
  • 81) Coke OR Pepsi? Define your reason for your choice.
  • 82) Staying who you are OR changing yourself drastically?
  • 83) Breakdown OR Clean vocal bridge?
  • 84) Jonny Craig OR Kellin Quinn? Define your reason for your choice.
  • 85) Ronnie OR Craig? Define your reason for your choice.
  • 86) Your life as a comedy OR Your life as a documentary?
  • 87) Go to outer space OR Go all around Europe?
  • 88) Shoes OR Shirts?
  • 89) Chelsea Grin OR Suicide Silence?
  • 90) Drop out of school to get a job OR stay at school and finish your education. Define your reason for your choice.
  • Almost over:
  • 91) So far have you told 90 truths? And for fuck sake be honest.
  • 92) Are you quiet about your social life with your family?
  • 93) Do you want to travel when you are older?
  • 94) Would you let go of people who mean the most to you to follow your dreams?
  • 95) Did you notice there are no sex related questions?
  • 96) Rather be the opposite gender?
  • 97) What will you name your son/daughter?
  • 98) Do you get harassed more than most people do?
  • 99) What band do you hate the most? Define your reason.
  • 100) What makes you a bad person in your mind?

Source: tonycharm

18th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from Run, you clever boy and remember with 2,985 notes

Rory’s “allergic to bullshit” faces

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18th May 2013

Photoset reblogged from I Became the Wooper with 108,251 notes

catsbooksandtheholylance:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

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Source: BuzzFeed

18th May 2013

Link reblogged from Close Your Eyes Just Dream with 29,416 notes

CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE A DOCTOR WHO FAN! →

asgardian-angels:

leftthecasket:

nightmareloki:

terribletimetravelingbeatdown:

sorenlives:

benpbandjamin:

…they… they made an… an interactive game.

it’s like an entire episode.

just so you can come along.

OH MY GOD

omg

image HOLY SHIT I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

SCREAMING AND CRYING

OH MY GOD HE’S TALKING TO ME. HE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME BSAJKFJDHGJKSHSFKLKLSJHSD

DO THIS ALL OF YOU DO THIS RIGHT NOW

I SAVED THE WORLD AND YOU CAN TOO

EVERYONE NEEDS MOTIVATIONAL TENNANT

Source: mypersonalbrandofinsanity